They can call me Ishmael for all I care.

Well, I guess it's actually understandable that I got a Community notification for this. 

Just to let everyone know, Hypno-Hustler first appeared in an issue titled ... (wait for it) ... “Spider-Man Night Fever”.

That was the original idea, but it turns out the wolves are too hard to train. The fuckboys, on the other hand, respond reasonably well to simple commands. 

I would have much rather had a reality show called Raised by Wolves and a prestige sci-fi drama called Fuckboy Island

Couldn’t have just paid Ben Garrison? Hell, he probably would have done it for free.

Comes with realistic draft deferment action! Bone spurs included!

GI Trump! All American Traitor. Ignorance is 100% of the Battle.

Let’s be real, with the way he likes his steaks he never really tasted those either.

I think the key difference is that Trump Steaks and the like all happened before he was President. Once you’ve been President of the United States, you’re pretty much set for life financially: if you write a book you’ll spark a bidding war among big publishers because it’s a guaranteed best seller. If you go on a…

There were certainly things in TLJ that I wanted more or less of, but I loved how they played with the concept of there being some chosen one, that little kid in the broom was a quick yet impactful moment.

Jerry: Six is a pretty big number, for movies. It’s a slew.

They ordered an office thrall to get them a painting, then that guy just copied it off the FFVII version of the internet, printed it and hanged at the mansion because why bother if the boss isn’t even gonna really look into the thing.

I mean it kinda fits with how a Shinra big wig would be... I imagine they just copied it off the FFVII version of the internet and printed it to hang in their mansion.

It’s also based completely on opaque numbers that Netflix controls from beginning to end, so...

The problem isn’t being profitable. The problem with all major corporations(and capitalism in general) is that you always need to be MORE PROFITABLE. It doesn’t matter if you have a loyal fan base that supports you work and allows for a nice stable profit every quarter. That profit needs to go up, UP, UP!!!!! And if…

“Then find another, cheaper assassin to kill the first one so we don’t have to pay as much.”

“You wrote off your own franchise? But why?”

My guess is WD under Zaslov believes they’d make more money selling the streaming and broadcast rights of their shows and movies to other companies than continuing to put it on their own platform (HBO Max). The bigger story is that the studios are finding it challenging to make money from owning and operating their…

“Subscribe now and maybe you’ll get to watch your favorite show before it disa- oh wait, no, it’s gone forever.”