One nice thing about Santa Claus Conquers the Martians is that it ditches the whole “adults don’t believe in Santa” thing, and he’s simply a known public figure who’s interviewed on the news in the opening scene. I’m surprised more movies don’t take that approach.

I’m sorry but nothing tops a stop-motion Santa riding a Norelco razor.

That one was my favorite until I saw this:

Sadly, this quirky, ultra-specific genre is fast becoming an anachronism as more viewers opt for ad-free viewing.

No mention of David Harbour in Violent Night? Love it or hate it, he was the best Santa in my opinion. I'm guessing you all didn't watch it, because he was perfect.

I’ve got six words for you. "Did you say honey and nuts?"

The greatest Christmas commercial of all time is the one where Santa persuades Fred Flintstone into sharing his Fruity Pebbles with Barney:

This mf’er looks surprised.  I have never seen a car that looks surprised. 

Far be it from me to accuse AVClub of anything resembling journalistic professionalism, but it does make sense that if they ran a story about Jamie Foxx having bad behavior then they would run other stories related to those allegations.

Is there a way to improve upon the original?

A little less than a Tim Conway.

I avoided the Kardashians by not watching Deep Space Nine. 

Don’t mention Ant Man and asses when Thanos is around.

I fully support Tig Notaro as Kang. 

That’s very much a “them” problem. If you stop catering to that crowd over damn near everything, many of these so called problems wouldn’t exist. It’s a movie, not your entire life. Recast and let the complainers shout into the void.

Now suddenly everyone’s like “Oh boy, now they can bring in Dr. Doom to replace him for the rest of the multiverse saga!”

Kangnabbit!

Ctrl-T to open a new tab. type “Ziwe” - it’s four letters. Hit enter. That’s 7 keystrokes and you’d have your answer.

George Santos, on the other hand, is an asset to “no one.”

The Twilight Zone - Night of the Meek gets me every time.