I don't get the snarkiness of this article. Those rules sound good to me but it sounds like you don't think there should be a clear delination between content and advertising for children whose brains aren't developed enough to tell the difference, I guess? 

Someone’s only ever had boiled Brussels sprouts, eh?

Speak for yourself. This is an intellectual’s pursuit.

It just feels like any time you say “the person who beat me was cheating” whether that’s chess, or video games, or the 2020 U.S. presidential election you should need some evidence before people will take you seriously.

It’s probably more likely that Hans got lucky and beat Magnus legitimately, and Magnus got mad. So Magnus, knowing that Hans was an admitted cheater as a minor is trying to end Hans’s chess career not by accusing him of anything specific (since that could be falsified) but by ensuring that controversy follows Hans…

I’ve started watching some tournaments and chess streams over the last few months for the first time in my life.

This site is just trolling us now, isn't it

Pharaoh Hatshepsut is referred to in English as a female king. (I don’t read ancient Egyptian and I don’t know if the native word for king was inherently gendered, but it was different than the words used for a female regent or royal wife).

Didn’t you read the article? People are already worshipping its action figures on an altar. Of course it’s fucking good!

Toddler can still close it (and pinch fingers). Or find some other way to hurt or nearly kill themselves. Toddlers are exceptionally good at finding failure points.

(Raises nose and closes eyes)

“I don’t own a TV.”

The first half of the movie is pretty weak, but about halfway through, it drops the 90s nostalgia, adds a cat, and a plot twist that is underappreciated for its meta comedy, and becomes a much more enjoyable film.

Fred Astaire already answered all this crap about Santa’s backstory.

It was more manslaughter than murder. Technically.

Meh, what about the unanswered questions surrounding Joe Somebody? Or, uhh, whoever his character in Jungle 2 Jungle was?

Nah, you can’t fool me.  There ain’t no Sanity Clause.

Inside Out II:  The Legend Of Curly’s Insides

Stars in a Victor Salva movie.

Toy Story 4 was unnecessary, but by no means a bad film. And I imagine they wouldn’t have made it if Hanks hadn’t decided to sign on.