The Tarleys are a well known Hobbit family.

Here’s our meet cute: I find out that you’re not drowning in money from that cover, but I’m ok with it because I actually have a bee fetish.

“You’ll hook up with a hot chick, and then they figure out you’re not making any money from it and they’ll dump you.”

Also, please get me your tiniest violin to play for his tale of woe regarding using his “celebrity” to hook up with hot chicks, who then dump him cause he’s not flush with baby album cover money.

Agree with the general sentiment but I think in this instance, given the whole backstory with Brendan Fraser, it’s worthy of being reported on. After what happened it’s pretty heartwarming to see. A lot of people are rooting for him.

Remember when you guys used to send actual film critics to the major festivals so they could tell us about the actual movie and how actually good it was? But I guess secondhand reports on the lengths of ovations is also good. Please. More claps. I want to hear of all the claps. Were there loud claps? Soft claps?…

Baby Snark doo doo doo doo doo doo, baby snark doo doo doo doo doo doo....

I’m in IT support, my whole damn life is clown work.

Just to be clear, the behavior described here would amount to sexual harassment, not just discrimination. Refusing to hire or promote a woman is discrimination. Forcing her to touch you, submit to being touched, listen to sexual jokes and stories, be the butt of sexual jokes, etc. all clearly qualify as harassment and…

Fuck yeah Trevor.

“And one of the campers was eaten by a bear!”

It’s all subjective, right? I’d rather listen to Mike Nesmith than Lou Reed but I like them both. It all depends on any individual’s outlook.

No, the FBI had every right to investigate The Monkees and anyone who says otherwise is rationalizing their obvious suspect behavior. It’s well known that Davy Jones once switched places with a Royal, for example to say nothing of the fact that Mike Nesmith once tried to run for Mayor. There’s also countless instances…

“Conservatives not understanding art” is apparently timeless.

FBI: “Reports say they monkey around, but they’re too busy singing to put anybody down.”

I will happily show up opening night for Nope 2: Oh, HELL Naw!

Maybe Shirley Temple, if you count “being Shirley Temple” as a franchise.

Fair point. What I was getting at in a roundabout way was that most evangelical churches are barely even the same religion as mainline protestant /catholic /orthodox /Coptic churches outside of some shared terminology.

Chris Evan Almighty?

This is the opener of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a dollar store opener; an elegant can opener for a more civilized age.