The Tarleys are a well known Hobbit family.

Here’s our meet cute: I find out that you’re not drowning in money from that cover, but I’m ok with it because I actually have a bee fetish.

“You’ll hook up with a hot chick, and then they figure out you’re not making any money from it and they’ll dump you.”

Also, please get me your tiniest violin to play for his tale of woe regarding using his “celebrity” to hook up with hot chicks, who then dump him cause he’s not flush with baby album cover money.

Agree with the general sentiment but I think in this instance, given the whole backstory with Brendan Fraser, it’s worthy of being reported on. After what happened it’s pretty heartwarming to see. A lot of people are rooting for him.

Remember when you guys used to send actual film critics to the major festivals so they could tell us about the actual movie and how actually good it was? But I guess secondhand reports on the lengths of ovations is also good. Please. More claps. I want to hear of all the claps. Were there loud claps? Soft claps?…

Baby Snark doo doo doo doo doo doo, baby snark doo doo doo doo doo doo....

At my college, the sysadmin set up an autoresponder to say he’d be gone for a couple of weeks, then remembered something he needed to do when he returned, and sent himself an email to remind himself and left.

I’m in IT support, my whole damn life is clown work.

Obviously, he was continuing his tireless, selfless crusade to root out corruption from the deep state. /s
Probably why he turned over U.S. intelligence informants to foreign agents to be killed last October.

the only infection are the lies that have taken root in your brain.  you’re part of a death cult, they’ve indoctrinated you, and you are having a really hard time seeing reality.  i wish you would find some help.  i wish you would listen to those around you and try to understand how they’re exploiting you for power…

“My maid is VERY tidy! I don’t remember her name, but she’s from Cuba or Puerto Rico or one of those Mexican countries.” -trump, probably

As I criminal defense attorney I think maybe sometime soon I’m going to argue that the OVI/DUI statutes that my clients are being prosecuted under are totally mundane, charges should be dropped and my client and I should be given free Icees for life. I’ll let you know how it works out. 

I mean, you can set it to not accept requests to send from people you don’t know.  Which I think is the default.   If it isn’t, it should be.

Just to be clear, the behavior described here would amount to sexual harassment, not just discrimination. Refusing to hire or promote a woman is discrimination. Forcing her to touch you, submit to being touched, listen to sexual jokes and stories, be the butt of sexual jokes, etc. all clearly qualify as harassment and…

Fuck yeah Trevor.

“And one of the campers was eaten by a bear!”

I will happily show up opening night for Nope 2: Oh, HELL Naw!

Maybe Shirley Temple, if you count “being Shirley Temple” as a franchise.

This is the opener of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a dollar store opener; an elegant can opener for a more civilized age.