Meh. Notify me when Disney actually mounts a production of Put That Thing Back Where It Came From, Or So Help Me.

A short one-act version of the Avengers musical from Hawkeye, according to this article.

Get out of here with that rational, reasonable analysis. If your position can’t be boiled down to three words likely to make people’s blood pressure rise upon reading them, it has no place in modern American discourse.

For Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, just get the original edition.

No, it’s pretty much exactly in line with the MAGA movement.

It can be two things.

Well, about 90% of the articles about Lightyear before its release were confused about its setting and backstory, so... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

So if they had changed one of the relevant female characters to male, everything would’ve been hunky-dory?

And sometimes, NuAVClub gets one right.

True, but either way, if they’re as mediocre as I’ve been led to believe, it’s better that they didn’t get included in this list.

From what I’ve read, it’s probably best that the AV Club ignored the Ellery Queen movies. (Now the one-season ‘70s show from Levinson and Link, that’s worth a watch.) Nancy Drew probably merited a mention, though.

Remember the title character in Megamind mispronouncing various words as though he was a bookworm with little experience in how people actually pronounce those words? Many of the AV Club writers seem to have the inverse quirk.

At this stage, The Little Mermaid is caught between the rubbery version of Pandora’s ocean floor that, graciously, sings with color and dingy, textureless caves that make excitement for another Disney remake hard to muster.

“simply to busy”

Are we brave enough to become the solution to our own undoing before it’s too late?

This looks really promising. And also expensive.

Well, “poking fun at a group for some stupid overreactions for the purpose of a buzzy ad campaign” and “exploiting people and the environment in the pursuit of another 0.1% increase in dividends” are not mutually exclusive, after all.

It’s better than praising the article with faint damns, which tends to be the best we can get at the AV Club nowadays.

Well of course he doesn’t need a job, now that he’s swimming in all that PopCorners money like a freaky human Scrooge McDuck.

the purple and green M&Ms are wearing whatever kind of shoes the internet needs them to wear in order to find them sexually enticing