It’s really more of a general apathy towards celebrities, corporations, and the 1%; outside of a few widely-reported CEOs and investors, I couldn’t tell you if any specific white male was a billionaire or not, and in their cases I really wouldn’t care at all. Knowing how the cards are stacked against women and POC,…

Wow, cool; thanks for the correction. Good for Rihanna, even if it means I care even less about this story now.

Yes, it’s a true shame that a multimillionaire isn’t getting paid a few million more to perform a 15 minute show for the benefit of a multibillion-dollar organization. Definitely one of the most pressing entertainment stories, which is why it’s been a major headline before every Superb Owl for years now.

The idea of Life of Brian being blasphemous is ridiculous, of course; the worst thing it has to say about Jesus is that he was a bit hard to hear if you were at the back of a crowd of thousands of listeners.

So buying the HP video game is supporting a transphobe, but buying the HP LEGO set is a-ok. Really subtle messaging on this site.

So buying the HP video game is supporting a transphobe, but buying the HP LEGO set is a-ok. Really subtle messaging…

Frozen II had some patchy (and as you pointed out, unnecessary) storytelling and couldn’t pull everything together into a coherent whole, but there were parts of the film that I thought worked very well. In particular (and I know a lot of people online mock it), Anna’s song after she had apparently lost both Elsa and…

Welp, so much for the idea that Iger was going to save the company; sounds like at best he’s going to stanch the bleeding for the next CEO to take care of.

Someone has said that James Robinson’s contract from his time on Starman specifies that he gets to approve any further use of the Jack Knight character, which suits me fine as I wouldn’t trust anyone else to oversee him.

Wow. I didn’t think we would have a comment even cringier than this article, but here we are. Congrats, I guess.

Given the past seven years, I would gratefully welcome the sweet, sweet release of... being disappeared. I guess. Depending on what exactly the “disappeared” entailed.

I’m an old man of the mountain; do I look like I know any producers?

I’ll admit I never watched the show (didn’t seem to be my cup o’ tea, exactly), so I have to ask: was there ever a point where Walter White could have died a hero?

I mean, it seems like just enticing Ben Shapiro or Matt Walsh to invite Ye onto a broadcast and setting up shop outside to wait for him would’ve worked, too.

On the one hand, “highest ratings since before the pandemic” doesn’t strike me as a very impressive accomplishment. On the other hand, given the ratings freefall that most awards shows find themselves in, the Grammys do have something to brag about.

I would say something about your grammar, but really I’m impressed a taco emoji can post at all, so you get a pass.

Sounds like it would be worth a shot.

I’m now imagining Kat Dennings’ Darcy Lewis as a Lantern-type superhero, and... yeah, that could be a lot of fun. Team her with She-Hulk, maybe?

I mean, Thandiwe is such a beautiful, musical name that whichever agent or executive convinced her to drop the “w” ought to be shuffled off into a position where they don’t have that sort of power anymore. Why on earth would a writer decide to not use it, now that she’s been free to use her actual name for several…

They ought to just give Beyoncé every award she’s eligible for, and a few she isn’t, just to play it safe. (Best Classical Compendium? Best Bluegrass Album? Who cares, just give ‘em to the Mighty B.) Heck, to make it up to her, they ought to change the name to the Beyoncés. Then next year, instead of…

Same; that’s sheer poetry, that is.