An 11 yr old kid died this week in Brooklyn when he walked into his grandmother’s home where she was cooking fish. Its a real thing. https://abc7ny.com/mom-speaks-out-after-boy-dies-from-smell-of-cooking-fish/5004794/

Let me stop you right there: No one in politics should ever look silly.

Read the paperwork bro, you gave Mark Zuckerberg the right of prima nocta to all your children.

It’s on a piece of paper that means its the right thing.

These are the kind of people who read Footloose as a story of the perfect town ruined by that no-good rapscallion Kevin Bacon.

The same sick twisted world that elected a guy president after an old tape of him bragging about sexually assaulting women surfaced. At least he wasn't dancing!

Anonymous released Hilary’s emails but not Trump’s tax returns, which says all you need to know about Anonymous. Also every member of Anonymous I’ve met has been a middle aged white man who bragged about being a member, which is like, too ironic to even laugh at.

Anyone know how much those tickets cost? And if she’s offering refunds because she admits that she wasn’t prepared to perform? I saw on another story that she stayed out until 7am the night before. Get some sleep and an iv and pull your shit together for the hour that the show lasts. Or maybe wait to get turnt up…

Of course J. Law is dating her dealer.

There is a great out take on the Phantom Menace DVD where Ewan McGregor does a fall stunt onto a mat and jumps off it and says “Fuck Yeah Star Wars!”

The Jedi both planned and fought in a war wearing layers of flowing material. Princess Leia and Mon Mothma commanded Death Star attacks in pristine white gowns. People are running all over the damn place in Star Wars world in dresses. Of all the weird-ass corners people are poking in to get mad about Last Jedi, this…

Huh?

Calrose’s a stubbier, thicker grain, so I do high pressure at 6 minutes, 10 mins natural release.

“I couldn’t control you,”

We could probably free up a ton if money if we adopted a policy of national defense instead if the current empire building one we have now. Or actually tax the top 20% more equitably. Or both.  There's really a ton of options if you don't think of returning to the Gilded Age is a good idea.  

I feel that way too. I feel that the slaves just wanted to go back home to live in peace.

but I’m way too far right on the Second Amendment, taxes, beggars in public right-of-way spaces, and the role of the police in society

the GOP response

How about white people complaining about black people politicizing their “sports”, be it on the field (football) or on sports-center. But then again, they think racism doesn’t exist except in the minds of the black person.

Somehow, racism is the only problem that ever existed in the world that can be solved by simply ignoring it.

Since every IT phone call rightfully begins with “Have you tried turning it off and on again?” every 911 call from white people on black people needs to start with “Now is the black person doing something illegal or threatening? And just existing is not a threat...”