i don’t understand why dave chappelle taking pete davidson into the woods is filed under dirt bag. it actually is really sweet, a dude helping his vulnerable friend who is going through a rough patch. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It’s funny that a bus which is filled with the senator and his staff would warn people that there are “murderers, rapists, kidnappers, child molesters, and other dangerous criminals on board”. I mean, I believe it, but it’s weird to see people admitting that.

A desperately needed eye-cleanser after that top photo..

Well, blimey! I owe you a shilling.

Nice guess, but wrong! It’s an Erard, built for Victoria and Albert.

Did she try to destroy a child’s belief in wonder on Christmas?

Until someone calls them out for not being journalistic. Then they’re “bloggers”or some shit.

1. A tweet from a Mirror editor linking to a Mirror article.
2. A joke tweet.
3. A tweet with 30 likes.

“SQUIRTED MIXTURE OF BLEACH AND WATER INTO RECTUM WANTING TO PREVENT AIDS”

She wasn’t awful in “Precious.” (I don’t remember her being awful, anyway.)

The Super Bowl is typically the most viewed TV program every year, so a few people probably care.

That’s one bleak tree; as well it should be.

Love the solidarity! It’s interesting that the predominantly white Super Bowl host committee and NFL employees involved in constructing the entertainment surrounding the Super Bowl in Atlanta, a city known for his hip-hop roots, didn’t select a musical artist representative of the city for half-time. It doesn’t take…

If he wouldn't casually but enthusiastically give a man the same compliment then he should not be giving that compliment at all, especially in a work place

I wish that the Obamas had set up an Instagram or Twitter for Bo and Sunny. They’re such big doofy dogs that always make me smile when I see them.

He called his “friend” after his first tweet and asked what they thought of his masterpiece. “Friend” says he doesn’t see anything. Trump is baffled because, clearly, it’s written on the computer screen sitting right in front of him.

Dogs losing their shit is basically the default setting. 

An older coworker was convinced his Microsoft word was "hacked." I'm like no your caps lock is on.

Saw the headline. First thought: He wrote them out on the screen.

“Computer! Do a ‘HACK’ to Crooked Hillary!!”