Don’t people just DRIVE anymore? You know, as in, deliberately piloting an automobile and paying attention?

Tracy, Tracy, Tracy. I sent you a link to a rust-free FC out of Georgia over two years ago, when your acquisition addiction was in full roar, but yet you buy this one, most of which has been reclaimed by the sea air of the Pacific Ocean.

Fuel injection, power brakes, power steering. And I can do okay without even those.

Maybe, but to me, a Wrangler will always be a CJ.

Since so many Jeep people already refer to the XJ, etc., why not just letter designations? 

I can’t comment on a Jalopnik article on my phone on any other browser besides Samsung Internet. Of course, on Samsung Internet, the “load more replies” doesn’t work. So I can read all the comments on Chrome but can’t reply, and on Samsung I could reply to them if only I could see them.

I vote a name that already has a proud Jeep history: Laredo.

They used to be way more stock. Like the ‘m’ in MTV, the ‘s’ in NASCAR used to actually mean something. Bill Elliott’s champion Thunderbird looked a hell of a lot more like the one at the Ford dealership that whatever is the 2021 counterpart. And Plymouth would actually sell you your own Superbird if you wanted to…

What the actual fuck is that front end?

A friend of mine in the ‘Ham just got his vanity plate - 280 H8R. He said he couldn't believe it was available. 

Funny, I remember an identical picture taken on Lakeshore Drive in Chicago about a decade ago. I remember posting it in a thread exactly like this on Jalopnik. I would post it here, except that Kinja is ass and I seem unable to post photos to it on literally any platform I have.

The south does not get snow as much as it gets ice, because temps are more likely to fluctuate above and below freezing. A typical scenario: rain for several days soaks everything, a hard freeze turns it into freezing rain and turns the world to ice, then snow falls on THAT.

And voice-to-text is a bitch.

If Vintage Air can make mechanical controls for electronic functions - "A/C by wire" - surely GM and Toyota can.

Every time I start my wife's Infiniti, I'm like, "God, we've been over this."

Thuck? Thuck? Thuck! THUUUUUUUUCK!

You put a Pontiac wheel on this list, and it was not the snowflake or the honeycomb?

Isn’t a Wagoneer a Jeep?

So I’m the only one who would like to see a Ram 1500-based luxury SUV, rather than the Durango-based false start known as the Aspen?

I’m sure they could resurrect Chrysler as a actual luxury brand, if they only wanted to. I mean, I can already see a commercial in my mind that reminds Americans that there’s only one whole a skyscraper name for a car company, and it’s the Chrysler Building, one of the most beautiful buildings in the world. All they…