Dring the Bosnian War, which decimated the civilian population and created thousands of refugees, aid trucks were regularly attacked, being slow and clumsy. They needed a way to get humanitarian supplies into the country while either avoiding detection, or being able to get away if spotted.

You’re asking if the same Hollywood that turned the landmark “Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner” into a lame screwball comedy with the races reversed, starring Ashton fuckin’ Kutcher in Sidney Poitier’s place, has any shame?

If we appear tall, it is because we stand on the shoulders of giants.

You shouldn't be excited until an autonomous car can pass a driver's license exam in literally any one of the 50 states. Until then, head on a swivel.

Hey, I fully support Pontiac Trans Ams - see profile pic - but when you truthfully lay out what makes them lousy, I have no choice but to sheepishly agree.

The Chrysler Fifth Avenue. Good enough for Mike Ehrmantraut, good enough for any TV character.

“If you slowed a bullet down to 55 mph and put lights and a horn on it, deer would jump in front of it." - Ron White

*mawp*

Because Tesla repeatedly ASKS for it. They utter mighty big talk, Jalopnik engages in - gasp - journalism and disproves it. Have you tried suggesting to Elon Musk that he not exaggerate, lie, or be flat wrong so much, about some amazing products that are otherwise quite praiseworthy over the things they ARE actually…

I’m much more curious why people like you squeal and gripe like tweener Taylor Swift fans anytime someone has something remotely critical about your precious Tesla. Except that I’m not. Do you understand how much Tesla stans like yourself plain and simply make our asses cramp?

It’s simple, really. Show me an FSD Tesla that can pass a driver’s license test in any of the fifty states, at least the traffic portion, and I’ll be quiet.

IDK, don't play in traffic?

I wish I could remember the driver in question, but I remember reading somewhere about a famous European race driver back in the 60s, maybe early 70s, who was asked in an interview what car he would choose for a cross-country drive of the United States. DB5? E-Type? Miura? Nope - the interviewer was shocked when he…

At some point in the late 70s Ford, in their infinite wisdom, decided that the horn button belonged on the end of the turn signal stalk. It took my mom a solid week in her new 1979 Mercury Grand Marquis to figure out how to blow the horn, because slamming the center of the steering wheel only bruised her hand.

Ad they will also never crash into ME.

That's also twelve more crashes than my mom, my dad, my sister, my brother in law, my uncle, my wife, my sister in law, my mother in law, my father in law, and myself combined have been involved in since the first Tesla came to market.

You mention “Dazed And Confused” and list all those cars, none of which are Pink’s El Camino or Don’s C10. Fail. Much less that SD-455 Trans Am, “White Lightning,” easily one of the top three cars in that movie along with Pickford’s GTO Judge and Wooderson’s LS6 Chevelle, which you also didn’t mention despite it being…

What, malice isn't an appropriate explanation here?

Also, whatever you do, don't look up how the state of Alabama closed several drivers license offices in majority-black counties, while instituting voter ID.

SEVERE WANTLUSTDROOL.