My boombox was stolen out of my shitbox.

I love it. Body swap all the things.

I think doing something like this on a smaller scale, such as bridges, parking lots, and indeed your driveway, is the way to go. It will be a while before they’ve made it cheap enough to do whole highways like this.

Could not care less, not even at gunpoint.

I have a dream that an electric car competitor will come out with a model featuring aircraft-quality mechanical switches for nearly every function on the dash.

Rreminds me of Ford moving the horn button to the end of the turn signal stalk in the late 70s. It was the only thing my mom hated about her 1979 Grand Marquis.

Make the Javelin SST great again.

I will never forget that prank. I thought it was the single greatest automotive news I had heard in my life... until I got to the very last sentence: “APRIL FOOL’S!”

Reviving AMC? Yes please, as long as it’s for real, and not a cruel troll like Hot Rod pulled on me back in 2008.

This right here is why I’ve always thought that the otherwise brilliant movie “Big Fish” whiffed on its hero car casting. If the titular hero is going to be driving a 1960s American fastback, why a Charger and not a Marlin or a Barracuda?

If if you would like a glimpse of what such a plan would have looked like in 2008, complete with artist renderings, then check this out: a heartlessly cruel April Fool’s joke played on us by Hot Rod Magazine in April of 2008. MAN did this piss me off when I got to the end and realized it was an elaborate troll job.

Front half: aw, hell yeah!

You mean, the platform that gave us one of the finest American economy performance platforms ever, the Chevy II Nova SS? The one that was turned into a legend in a later generation by Yenko?

I knew they existed, because I was 16 when they hit the roads, and I distinctly remember saying to myself, “I can’t believe Chevy put the Nova name on THAT.”

My uncle had a 1986 300ZX, and was an inveterate "cruiser" - "Dazed And Confused" was a thinly veiled retelling of his high school years. He absolutely got his (lack of) money's worth out of that feature. 

Hurray. Great. Whatever. Let’s race.

I would I would not so gently suggest that the Toyota Land Cruiser fully deserves its status as an SUV, while most of the vehicles we think of as SUVs are pretenders.

Street racing death in 1970: “Serves ya right, jackass.”

If the Bandit’s Trans Am isn’t selected some day soon, this ain’t the America I grew up in.

Frankly, I’m more interested in what paying $20k for a 1997 Civic says about where we’re headed as a country.