Louisiana is broke as fuck (thanks, Bobby Jindal,) and they’re paying 800 and fucking 50 K to the guy whose job it is to lose to LSU and Texas by, like, 50 points?!?

Jesus, Ohio State’s coach only makes a million a year, and this guy is close to that coaching Louisiana-Lafayette?

I feel like the only thing you got right was counting to three successfully.

In the movie Cast Away, Tom Hanks spends four years on an island....alone. When he returns to civilization, his estranged wife notes “We got a football team now.”

Nashville is the spiritual home of every suburban girl who claims to be “country at heart” because she owns cowboy boots and her parents are racist.

The most damning thing I can think of about the Titans is that, on any Sporcle quiz in which you need to identify NFL teams, the Titans are always the least-guessed.

Add this to the ever-mounting evidence that the only interesting thing about Lalas is that he used to have crazy hair.

Taco-eating contests make me want to join El Queso. 

not just sports media; the New York Times itself spent all of 2016 hyping butter emails

I dunno, man. Seems like, with the current pack of fuckwits in charge, we ALL only have about a 9-10 year life expectancy. So, why not go out in glory for our new liege?

Despite lacking opposable thumbs, Titan could easily pitch for the Orioles.

Look at these lightweights.  Only frisbee dog can handle the dank buds.

my annual contribution to the browns WYTS:

the ~1500 professional-class liberals who were really excited to vote for Hillary Clinton

It’s gotten to the point where when I see a random ultra-rich guy with a nonprofit I just automatically assume its purpose is about 99.8% tax shelter designed to make them and their friends even richer by abusing the tax code and starving our society of the revenue they owe it.

The other 0.2%, of course, is to give…

I appreciate how this bold young man is calling Ross out on the mission of the charity. It’s like:

These owners really need to stick to sports.

It’s dangerous for Kenny to publish this already-public information. What if people see this is and realize Stephen Ross is a racist piece of shit?

My grandfather survived the Holocaust because he was a Nazi.

Getting slammed head first into the ground does less brain damage than regularly watching FOX news