Free Deadspin. Fuck Jim Spanfeller, Art Modell, Donald Trump, and Zion’s knee.

iS SoMEonE nOT sTIckINg tO sPOrPS?!?

It’s important that y’all know that I would die for Crouton.

Yeah: urinals stink because nobody ever flushes them. The ice melting is a slow, constant flush.

A fun thing is when some underling with taste squeezes in a favorite track and presumably gets a good but obscure band paid, as when one time I noticed that MNF went to commercial over a Bad Brains track.

“If you’re a GUY who likes GUYS... get ready for MORE GUYS THAN YOU CAN HANDLE!!!

If this ungrateful millennial was so hung up on living he should have made that clear in the pre-draft interview.

Someone—not me—said that Fox News is a scam designed to prey on the elderly and easily-confused, and now one of the elderly and easily-confused is running the country.

+1 BRAINOSPLOSIOUS

Some of those kids might be selfish, Tim, but some of those kids are also good enough to make it in the pros. 

Thank god the Olympics won’t be wasting time with garbage like baseball anymore.

Absolutely. Watching people pretend to punch other people is right up there with visiting the Grand Canyon and Hagia Sofia.

The GB/Bears game was pretty trash, but can we please keep “like MY sport” off of Deadspin? That shit’s for twitter. 

Not that the Patriots aren’t great, but, they should have an asterisk on all their records from the Brady era for getting to play the Dolphins, Bills, and Jets twice a season.

Hey, when you have to put so much effort and concentration into FATHERING the girl, you should be allowed to crow about it a bit.

All fair, especially how they blew the game regardless of the no-call. But don’t hang Bill Cassidy on New Orleans. That fucking Old Henry Rollins cosplayer somehow manages the fucking feat of being the dumber of The Boot’s two senators.

He’s gonna remember that one for a while!

Bro, this isn’t fucking 4chan. Take your sincere intellectual curiosity on this matter and shove it right up your ass.

Replace all Confederate statues in Virginia with Missy.

Are the VC choads going to fire everybody worth reading?