Sorry, there is no way that anyone who wears a Schilling jersey isn’t a humungous asshole who is exhausting to be around.

We may not all be as eloquent as Will at the end there, but I think it’s safe to say we all feel the same way.

Drew, is it true that neither Jim Spanfeller nor Paul Maidment ever had friends, a girlfriend, made any sports team, or has seen The Godfather? Is it also true that Jim smells like sweaty hobo taint and Paul smells like a urinal puck?

THIS ISN’T 100% ABOUT SPORTZ, I’M NEVER COMING HERE AGAIN. I WANT ALL SPORTS ALL THE TIME AND NO OTHER INFORMATION ABOUT THE OUTSIDE WORLD THAT COULD MAKE ME A BETTER AND MORE INFORMED PERSON. THANKS.

Just going to write a quick script to refresh this blog every 10 seconds in perpetuity so that the C suite can see it’s the most viewed content on the site.

Interestingly, this is a place where the political media and associated commentators can take a lesson from professional wrestling. Specifically, the concept that a title does not make a champion.

Surprised I had to scroll down this far to see some Silver hate. What a fuckhead. Nobody uses the word “libs” who doesn’t hate libs.

Roth, I’ve said it before and will say it again, but no writer anywhere has a better understanding of the grey mush in this donut’s head and it makes me deeply concerned for your well-being.

I just wanted to mention that I used AdBlock because that video plays and volume comes out of that window when you scroll by it even if you don’t click it. I didn’t click on the article so I could have some unrelated video play, I clicked to read an article and the comments, and the video’s audio makes it hard to…

“goal-oriented small-business fascists” - I’m sure it’s been said here before, but this is a perfect distillation of a shockingly large cohort of the American electorate.  

I’m enjoying these last days of Deadspin. 

You just KNOW the floor is littered with Filet O’ Fish wrappers and Big Mac boxes.  Oh wait, the McRib is back...

You gotta love the showmanship inherent in his obviously staged situation room photo “during” the raid that killed Al-Baghdadi:

His wife on the other hand looks like she’s had so much work done around her eyes that even Michael Jackson would say “no”

You should know all there is to know about pathetic well. Dumb fucker who will call a woman a slut will stand up for a philandering dipshit of a president who also seems to think molesting women is all good. What a piece of shit you are.

Obviously Trump got confused and meant to attend the W Nationalists rally down the street.

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