This is what you get for letting Nintendo teams act like they play sports.

In terms of stupid, pointless conservatism, the soccer press is lucky that they have the baseball press to prevent them from being the absolute fucking worst. I don’t know why an occasional VAR stoppage is so much more offensive than 10 feigned injuries stopping play per half.

Louisiana is broke as fuck (thanks, Bobby Jindal,) and they’re paying 800 and fucking 50 K to the guy whose job it is to lose to LSU and Texas by, like, 50 points?!?

While I’m not gonna dace about on this guy’s grave, eating contests are disgusting and they make me want to join Al Qaeda. 

I live for the ones that get dark.

Despite lacking opposable thumbs, Titan could easily pitch for the Orioles.

 I think Ron Mexico is looking for work.

The fact that ZMF finds the Lions too toxic but not twitter dot com tells you all you need to know.

What’cha gonna do when PETERMANIA comes for y... *drops ball to rip jersey, fails to rip jersey, ball is scooped up by a nose tackle and run in for a TD*

It bothers me profoundly how Trump’s dipshit “I can’t be bothered to think” Twitter cadence is filtering down into the rotten old sponges his followers use for brains.

I spent 3 months staying near Aberdeen in Harford County, and I can assure you that the Baltimore ‘burbs are the most openly racist places I have ever lived—and I lived in Louisiana for 20 years. You can’t throw a pebble without hitting some sort of Punisher or Blue Lives bullshit slapped on an SUV the size of a Navy…

Just want to point out that they only beat Pottsville by cheating.

Well, thank god gamerz will finally have a place where they can sexualize children and treat women and gays like shit.