Both, Walter and Walternet, gave us so much.

Just because it doesn’t get said enough-

I can safely say no one guessed that it was Mr. Green in the lobby area with his fist.

We desperately need more data than just what our solar system is able to provide. We can’t predictably infer anything by only studying our four rocky planets.

I know you probably weren’t serious, but ignoring other planets and focusing only on our own neighbors isn’t going to help us understand something quicker. More samples (which means exoplanets) will enable us to better understand planets on general, not just ones in our own solar system. And with this exoplanet being…

I don't even care. I fucking love hard ciders. All of them.

Whoever made that comic WINS THE INTERNET.

The craziest rumour I’ve seen is probably this:

It’s so large, I can see it from my house.

The space station is very, very large.

I’m really biased, since it’s one of my favorite films, but I always thought the 5th Element was the most realistic prediction of the future, given the assumption that flying cars will be a thing. People aren’t...TOO stupid, like in Idiocracy, but stuff like the deliberately revealing clothing pretty much already…

The following ideas sound eerily familiar.

I don’t think suspending the match will do much to stop the fire it started.

I guess Aqib Talib can join Peyton Manning and Jason Pierre Paul on the list of athletes who have no idea what the ends of their fingers are doing.

We touched dick tips and sang happy birthday to one another in the center of a circle of beeswax candles from sundown to sun up. So we’re good now.

To be fair, you can’t hurry Love. No, you just have to wait.

And I do not mean the “my son plays lacrosse” upper class. I mean the “I could kill a poor person and get away with it” upper class.

I went to college with Jerry Jones’ son (Jerry Jones Jr.), and he was well-known as an asshole who beat up his girlfriend. Doesn’t surprise me that his dad would stick his head in the sand about this.

Hardy has been enabled and “protected” for some time, now continuing into his Dallas career.

This is beyond horrifying.