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Could be worse. I mean, blood clots aren't as devastating as the comet that wiped out the rest of his family sixty five million years ago.

This happened because he took his manager’s advice.

And here I thought K-Pop could never get you to second base.

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Let these late 1980s cartoon characters tell you.

Leaving your home isn’t the same as advertising your existence. Since there are no space faring civilizations in the neighborhood, we can jog around the block without getting mugged.

It was awesome to watch it live seeing it come in so perfect and then as it landed you could just see that they did it. Absolutely amazing.

one thing is for certain: The Walking Dead knows how to deliver an intense episode without anyone dying or fighting.

This. All of this. Last night’s episode was the shittiest shit ever that TWD ever pulled and is a direct affront to its viewers. It's lazy and terrible writing and I'm angry I wasted my time watching this season.

AMC, Scott Gimple and Robert Kirkman can fuck right the hell off after that clown show of an ending last night.

$500M a quarter? Where are you getting this figure? Operating expenses of $479M, and non-GAAP loss of $114M for Q4 2015, over 10% of which is due to currency revaluation. They still have $1.2B cash, so even at their current burn rate thats 10 more quarters. Model X production is ramping up, Powerwall deliveries have

So let me get this straight - years ago Tesla said to themselves “ya know, I bet we’re going to be burning cash way too fast, let’s start making an affordable electric car so that in three years we can start taking pre-orders at $1,000 each to generate cash to save ourselves”. Yea, no. You’re severely underestimating

I keep saying, I’m gunna make a WW2 style mouth with teeth decal for that area....

If it wasn’t already obvious it’s 100% fake, the photo editor missed a huge detail by not changing the rear-end shadow to reflect a shorter vehicle. Good effort, though.

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It was 85-90° in Southern California for the last week+. It’s FUCKING February! Having to alternate between running the heater to the A/C every couple weeks is strange, to say the least.

Whoever does not miss the 80s has no heart. Whoever wants them back has no brain.

Hateful Eight made 4x it’s budget back, and it was decimated by piracy - since the screener was released a couple weeks before the movie was.

JPP is somewhere making the sound of 1 1/2 hands clapping.