Things Andy Van Slyke knows about:

I can safely say no one guessed that it was Mr. Green in the lobby area with his fist.

I don't even care. I fucking love hard ciders. All of them.

I don’t think suspending the match will do much to stop the fire it started.

I guess Aqib Talib can join Peyton Manning and Jason Pierre Paul on the list of athletes who have no idea what the ends of their fingers are doing.

We touched dick tips and sang happy birthday to one another in the center of a circle of beeswax candles from sundown to sun up. So we’re good now.

To be fair, you can’t hurry Love. No, you just have to wait.

And I do not mean the “my son plays lacrosse” upper class. I mean the “I could kill a poor person and get away with it” upper class.

I went to college with Jerry Jones’ son (Jerry Jones Jr.), and he was well-known as an asshole who beat up his girlfriend. Doesn’t surprise me that his dad would stick his head in the sand about this.

Hardy has been enabled and “protected” for some time, now continuing into his Dallas career.

This is as important a story as Deadspin has ever done. My contempt for Hardy, Jones and Goodell is matched only by my admiration for Diana’s epic reporting.

This is beyond horrifying.

Lacob’s Splatter

The leg bone is connected to the .... kidney bone?

I murdered them. They’re dead now. Dead and quiet.

Can’t believe you accuse Oakland of not bending over backwards for Davis and the Raiders. They’ve offered to build an additional 3 PF Chang’s in the area around any new stadium.

And that’s exactly how the crowd would treat the commenter above who flat out said he’d “crush another kid’s dream” to snag one for his kid or grandkid who isn’t even physically there. Like one of those horrifying parents pushing the other kids out of the way to scramble for piñata candy for his or her precious…

only about 400 fans showed up

An update for you, as a Pens writer myself- thus far the little guy, Trey, has gotten 2 pucks, a jersey, a stick, and last I saw was with the teams’ PR staff, apparently to head into the locker-room with them to meet the players from what I gathered. While the old guy was booed out of the arena right afterward and…

I disagree. I was in an abusivd relationship for three years (emotional and verbal, not physical) and this is exactly what I want to see from men like Marshall. I want abusers to get better. I want them to take responsibility and come out on the other end and advocate for other men to behave better. I want to see…