He pretty much punked out Alfred Blue in Episode 2, after calling him for an additional rep on the blocking drill they were paired up on. I didn’t quite catch the first part of what he said but I caught the last two parts. He told him:

who else has force touch, or something similar?

So, you’re one of those that doesn’t think the Apple Watch and force touch is at all innovative? Gotcha. We’ll add you to the list.

Looks like we’re sciencing the shit out of this fall!

I am the imp of the diamond. I am the chief trickster of swingball. I will fool the men in the pressed slacks and bend their mind with my foibles. Look over here at what I have in this hand, Rule King. Oh no, friend. It was what I had over here in this hand, the one I didn’t want you to spy with your pig’s eyes, that…

If Pierzynski ever decides to finally retire, it seems like he could have a great post-baseball career as a member of the LAPD.

But there was something different about Paul O’Neill. I can’t quite put my finger on it but he Worked hard, played Hard, was really Invested in the Team, and was Everything else you want in a teammate.

The weird thing is, if the Yankees had shown just a little professionalism themselves, they probably wouldn’t have lost 15-1.

It’s five o’clock somewhere. About every 46 minutes.

Seems like Fraternities around the US will not rest until they are all disbanded and no longer allowed to exist. That is perfectly fine with me.

I think folks are overhyping the reveal. The show has not been particularly coy about it to be honest. This isn’t about fucking with the viewer, this is about Elliott. And in that sense it is played brilliantly. It’s not hackneyed, because it isn’t a study in gotcha, it is a study in character

Capitalist Medicine:

NFL: you abused the sacred ball and we will flatten you with our justice hammer

A handy TL;DR version of what is my new favorite top ten list of all time:

All my dyslexics live in Texas.

“...I’m goin in his mouth.”

Marshall Henderson waiting years to reply to an old Erin Andrews tweet has to be up there

Your name says it all. You’re simply confused. 6 pt/td for e’rybody. Case closed.

This isn’t trolling. This is an example of how Target should handle complaints. When people believe stupid shit, they need to be called on it, not coddled.