“...I’m goin in his mouth.”

Marshall Henderson waiting years to reply to an old Erin Andrews tweet has to be up there

Your name says it all. You’re simply confused. 6 pt/td for e’rybody. Case closed.

I mean, I think we’re all glad he survived, but radiation poisoning really turned Mike Scioscia into an asshole.

I think what Goodell is trying to say is that he personally believes that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh, people out there in our nation don’t have maps and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they…

No fancy or intelligent quip. I just have no fucking clue what that thing is. It looks like Starfox just landed on a turd, but near some good parking.

more like alldone smith amirite

Ah yes... I watched for the brainwashing!

What do you think Fox News is?

And to watch TDS and not question the point of view, would be to watch purely for the humor.

You are, of course, welcome to your opinion, but your opinion fucking sucks.

Stewart’s entire Daily Show empire is built on the blameworthy conceit that cable news networks—businesses that survive by selling Cialis ads against hyperventilating coverage of pop-star meltdowns, celebrity infidelities, and conspiracy theories about missing planes–should otherwise be capable of helping the American…

I’m amazed — AMAZED — the author uses three names to identify himself.

“that I decided I’d rather be friends with Carlson instead.”

No sentient human being would ever say that. Unless they were a humongous douchebag.

People pay for convenience all the time. This is one of those times where a company thinks their customers will want a new convenience feature.

Setting aside the convenience of the car automatically charging, having a charger that can disengage on its own will prevent expensive damage.

DeSean Jackson (shoulder) did not speak to reporters as he left field after practice.

“What are thoooooose?”