Think about what a colossal shithead you have to be to “undermine the reputation” of the Cleveland Browns.

so its ok to be insensitive to the Asian population? None of this makes any sense unless you factor in that they needed to keep Cousins from throwing another tantrum.

That’s more of a stunner than an RKO.

Johnson technically is not allowed to retire. He is locked into a two year contract on my fantasy football team and you better believe I will take him to court if he refuses to play.

The problem with the Clippers is that they used to be the Braves. That Buffalo loser stink doesn't wash off all at once.

“it’s great to see the Sanders campaign step up and address this issue head on”

A single tweet and a post in a Reddit comment thread?

Not sure why you would expect a robot not to use google to describe human features

How to Ruin Monopoly and make people hate you!

ITS SO HARD FOR WHITE PEOPLE OMIGODDDD

Niagara Falls, NY. From a vacant building

Stevie Wonder isn’t blind

Linux because servers don’t usually run windows?

Washington has been making splashy free agent signings for 15 years. Look at all of their success!

In all fairness to Thompson, he thought the depth at running back was going to be the best in the league given Eddie Lacy came to camp twice the man he used to be.

As soon as the reports came out that LeBron had no idea this was going to happen, I immediately called BS.

The Seahawks aren’t garbage and nobody likes an ungrateful transplant. Move home.

...become a good rapper who makes good songs, or get out of the way to make space for someone who will.

Unsurpisingly, Whiteside already has all three of them blocked.

The whole article paints a story that his tale didn’t have legs because all the cops, fire dept, and dunkin donuts (the fuck?) didn’t report any accident.

Hey guys, good job. You did exhaustive research trying to prove this guy to be a liar, but came up short. Alas, you ran with the pointless story anyway.