It may be confirmation bias, but it sure feels like more players in recent years have decided to end their careers when they’ve still got miles left in the tank. It’s probably pointless to try to draw any big-picture inferences—everyone’s decision is their own, for their own reasons—but it’s surely notable that…

Naming your polar bear “Snow” might be the most basic bitch thing ever...

Strong snark, but are you really going to claim the problem with the Clippers was being the secondary team in LA as opposed to Donald Sterling and his cascading cheapness/terrible management?

Without Tom & Jerry, there wouldn’t be Itchy and Scratchy, or any other forms of overly gratuitous cartoon violence. What kind of sick bastard allies himself against that? Shame on you, Bert. You badmouth Tex Avery at your own risk, muchacho.

I feel like you guys always lump all student athletes (or even football players) together when talking about this and it’s just plain incorrect.

I have contributed to a culture that produced guys like Dave as a result of being shaped by that culture. I’m sure that, before me, there were women who wanted to have sex with Dave and still swatted him away for an hour beforehand.

(And think very hard about offering to pony up more than half of the rent or cover all of the bills, as these things will definitely seep out at some point in an argument.)

Any general advice for when one partner makes significantly more than the other (like twice as much)?

I got a big bag, paid the man, and then retired to back of the store to assemble my meal in the black plastic tray provided.

He says he’s sick of hearing about this guy named “Mario Lemiuuuu.”

Wait, we all know there’s a long history of NBA Players and Cheesecake Factory, right?

he’s essentially a show dog when not playing football

So you’re saying Elmo is a millenial?