HEY! LAY OFF ROVELL, DAMN IT!

Ironic that injuries inflicted through dirty hits would bring down the Steelers.

It’s amazing the damage Vontaze Burfict did to the Steelers, being involved (in one way or another) with the injuries to their key pieces.

Revised rooting order:

Fuck you dude, are you serious right now? This article presents serious scientific evidence and you just think you’re smarter than that? Than SCIENCE? Get the fuck out.

Conversely, a famous person continues living every time Memphis Depay doesn’t score.

Coincidence is not causality. Hugely irresponsible article.

This is where we disagree, Jack. Not to be bi-partisan, but I don’t see how profitability and counting ability have anything to do with Health Insurance: Privacy Always Applies. Maybe that’s your interpretation of the law—it’s certainly not mine.

But enough about what Big Ben likes to get up to in public restrooms, how’s he gonna get ready for the game?

Active NCAA official here with an answer...

Basically you’re killing him for not trying to be the sixers

For some reason I don’t feel like blaming the loss on the only guy who scored points for his team yesterday.

That’s more of a pork pie hat, right?

This is great. Cleveland fans will appreciate anything that is two minutes long and created by someone other than John Elway.

Excellent! If it does rack up a lot of out-of-service time due to parts unavailability, be sure to ask for a warranty extension that matches the number of days the car was down waiting for parts.

proportional payments; if the income is 1/3 partner A and 2/3 partner B then partner A pays 1/3 of the bills and partner B pays 2/3rds.

Any general advice for when one partner makes significantly more than the other (like twice as much)?

Takes a big man to laugh at his own Floridian slip.

I thought he learned his lesson regarding stealing from Floridians.

Listen, the very notion that they’re genuinely “doing” anything is flattering to them. If they were serious about some sort of insurrection against government, they could—would—have picked virtually any other building in North America to start it. They don’t want a fight. They want to get interviewed on Fox News.