Now there was a real comedian. And man could he horsewhip hecklers. Though to be honest his rape and pillage material was a little too edgy for me.
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I’m on team pooper here. Fuck you if you won’t let me use your toilet if I’m in distress. Learn some human kindness or clean up human shit, it’s your choice and the consequences are on you.
Ooooh! Scary germs and icky spit. Better be safe than sorry. Order the full body condom from Amazon in case you have to venture out into the world.
Hopefully there will be a surgical procedure to fix ‘Kanye Face’ by the time North is older.
Blackface? Who cares.
Women are a pain in the ass to be around. The constant feelings, the need to communicate, the endless complaining, the demands to help carry heavy things, the constant minor repairs and handyman shit, it can be an enormous barrier to establishing a beneficial relationship. The only reason men put up with women is sex.…
"An entire group of men approached me," she says now. "It made me feel very unsafe."
No need to be alarmist. Thanks for putting it in perspective. So what? Maybe 50 to a hundred cities wiped out and like a few million casualties? I for one am reassured.
Parroting cliched bullshit doesn't imply thought.
I do not believe that story is true. It is too neat a punchline.
This is why laws are applied by judges not computers. So that judges can use their judgement when making a ruling. Sometimes judges fail to exercise good judgement.
Wit that fits
I obviously don't know what language you were trying to learn or how you went about doing so but learning to code does not require 'math'. You need to know basic arithmetic at about a sicth to ninth grade level [US schools]. Whatever issues you had math is unlikely to be a culprit.
Holy crapoly, that's what I call a yukkfest. How do these guys do it week after week?
Brown M&Ms.
Don't leave out the part where they shoot your Shi Tzu because it was growling, 2 SWAT-ters stumble into each other and accidentally shoot up the living room, and they set of a stun grenade near your babies crib. And they make fun of your bedazzled butt plug collection.
Pardon me, am I in the right place? Is this the Seinfeld Observational Comedy Class Final Exam Thread?
Which is it better to be: a happy dwarf going inside a classy joint to have a good time with some attractive companions whom one will fuck later, or be some sad dude standing around outside gaping at the good life forever outside his reach?