Couldn't leave those pic-a-nic baskets alone, but at least it means he's smarter than the average bear.

I walked away was when I went to visit him and he was so drunk he didn't even realize I was crying while asking him why we didn't have a better relationship

The coke was nothing. The daily stubble and no socks ever was fucking disgusting though.

Young in years, a cantankerous old fart by nature. You are of course a unique hybrid of homing pigeon, cartographic wunderkind, possessed of an eidetic memory, and have never missed an exit or a turn. You are a wonder of the ages, a true superman, a shining example to all of what man is capable of if only he would…

Shut up Grandpa, get lost. And you will.

Fucking paternalism and condescension. I'm surprised Letterman didn't invoke patriarchal white privilege and rape her on the spot...twice (once missionary and once the other way).

It seems like Letterman thought Bonet was vapid, bland, colorless, uninteresting, and incapable of carrying on a conversation, and based on this clip he was right. Letterman had little patience for those guests who couldn't step up and play their role.

Hi Rush. Your Oxy order is ready for you. The answer to your question, in order, and respectively is: No/Yes.

Fuck you John McCain? I think not. How about "Thank you John McCain" for the gift of comedy. The Palins are a unique resource, a gauge of the decline of the Republican party, and a never failing well of entertainment and incredulous head shaking.

'SomePeopleCallMeMoronCheeks' would be a more accurate user name for you. Because your a moron.

I've got a growth I'd like Isha to feel...IN MY PANTS!

If only blessed Saint Reagan were still around! How Putin would quake in his boots if he had to face Ronald's steely gaze and firm resolve. Reagan ended the first Cold War and in our hour of need, if Republicans stay true in their hearts, he will rise (like Arthur) to defend our sacred boundaries from a second Cold…

GTFO, no way.

Man, those Russians are so stupid. I bet they never even thought of that. Boy are their faces red.