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That sounds awful and I’m very sorry. Sending you big cyber hugs and lots of love

And these are my “laugh lines”, motherfuckers, because LIFE IS JUST SO FUCKING FUNNY!!

I do not particularly care for the original version of this song (I know, I’m a crap human being) but, goddamn, this one was and remains amazing. It’s just perfection. And of course Prince is on fire.

We already fucking elected him President.

Has anyone done extensive academic research comparing people who become better looking as adults vs good looking kids who became unattractive as adults. I’m just wondering who fares better psychologically. The late bloomers are often plagued with imposter syndrome bc of the bad childhood experiences but it’s just as…

This is beautiful. Gives me the same feeling as Stones in the Road by Mary Chapin Carpenter. Thanks for sharing!

Come sit next to me. You aren’t alone, sweetie. There’s a disturbingly large group of us older Harry Heads.

Aqueasement?

I miss you, Tim Himmelheber. You’ve been dead almost 35 years, but I’ve never forgotten you, and I never will. You helped me for the joy of it, and I always remember.

It is a parody of a David Brooks article (follow the link at the start of the parody article) where he relates taking a “friend” out to eat at a fancy deli. I put friend in quotes because I find it difficult to believe that the person mentioned in Brooks’ article would consider him a friend. I find it more likely that…

Huh. Personally, I think virgins are highly over-rated.

Ooooh! Love me some lemon Noosa (except the nearly $3-per-tub price tag!)!

I watched this this morning and also noticed after the snub the Polish First Lady remain standing directly in front of Trump blocking him from the camera’s while she chats with Melanina. It’s very subtle, but the fact she doesn’t immediately step back and get out of the way allowing the cameras a clear view of Trump…

Aww. I love this plebe/rube yoghurt corner. We’re good stuff.

We need this. The drip-drip-drip will eventually wear away the stone.

Thank you. I would like to take lessons from your schoolmarm mother-in-law.

Where’s the pool for Beyoncé baby names? My money is on Red Vine and Pink Pine. Or maybe Orange Maple?

It’s kinda nice to know that she’s also rooting for him to die.

She hates him as much as I do. Maybe more because she’s seen him naked. Ew.