I have the same one too, which I bought thanks to Kinja Deals! Do you think that’s how Jon got his as well? What’s his Kinja name? MB’s Cock? (If so, that would possibly be the greatest event of my life until Trump is impeached.)

Ha! I’m a middle-aged LA dad and I love not having to meet anyone’s expectations of how I should dress (except at work; apparently, pants are a “thing” these days with employers). Sure, my daughter wishes I’m expand my wardrobe beyond cargo shorts and flip-flops, but I’m way beyond caring. My idea of a dress-y…

He’s over 18 so you are not a paedo, and a 60-something man with a 20-something woman isn’t unusual so I fail to see* what the problem is here.

I cannot agree with this sentiment.

So I’m a lazy Old with skin that gets drier every year. I am really liking this BB cream - keeps my skin moist throughout the day without feeling oily.

So I’m a lazy Old with skin that gets drier every year. I am really liking this BB cream - keeps my skin moist…

I think it’s quite more likely he’d accidently admit to making a business deal with them than if there was contact

Ah, yes, Obama’s cunning plan!

McCheetoism. We are in an era of McCheetoism.

I would just like to take a moment to express what a fabulous, awesome, and caring woman Princess Di was. She was, and always will be one of my role-models. A true hero and humanitarian.

Ryan Murphy is still working hard at his goal of turning FX into a gayer version of The History Channel

I would never wish violence on her, but honestly she needs to go to a deep red state and just walk around so she can really see what it’s like for most trans people. She wanted to be a trans ambassador, she shouldn’t be speaking to trans people on behalf of the republicans she needs to talk to republicans on behalf…

The only moral abortion is my abortion. The only time I do not insult Obamacare is when my insurance is cut. The only time I promote gay rights is when my child comes out to me.

I wish it was just anger and disgust. I can handle that. I can turn it off.

The fear? I can’t turn off the fear.

The thing I hate most is that he makes me long for George W. Bush.

The thing I hate most about this administration is the amount of anger and disgust I feel almost continually. President Fuckface is harshing my mellow.  

There is a seriously good chance that this motherfucker will get us all killed.

Donald is a joke, not we the people. We’re standing up to him, I like to think people are seeing that.

Like Seth Myers observed: The Presidency is supposed to age the President, not the rest of us.

if he thinks being president is hard on him, he should see what its doing to us.