Ya boy's in trouble.

Sam: "I dunno, Coach. Even washed-up golfers are giving me shit. This is a really difficult time for me..."

Teammate: Hey Jesus, what's gonna be your walk-up music this year?

team USA was going to leave a note but didn't quite know how to end it.

good question. nina agdal and a dolphin (the dolphins)

This was taken at the Belmont at 2011. Costas was on the platform to give his 45 seconds on the mic before the race, and everyone at the starting gate was pretty drunk and yelling at him. Costas came over to greet the crowd, and a dude chucked this full Coors Light to him.

On CBS' draft board Sam dropped 70 spots overnight.

DMX's Celebrity Boxing Strategy

I'd say "tasting like congealed garbage-juice" is a technical difficulty.

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A SIGN THAT I'M UNEMPLOYABLE AND IT TURNS OUT I'M HOLDING IT

— chief among them...

The Color Burp-le

Remember the Tantrums

Poop Dreams

It's great to see fathers passing ill-advised traditions onto their sons, like, for instance, not wearing protection.

Your analysis is somewhat unkind to Moises Alou.