Yes, I'm the real Clark The Cub!

Looks like some lucky developing country is gonna be pretty psyched about this year's loser gear shipment.

Only the top half of Cink's head is welcome at The Masters.

Great. Now let's Americanize the European Soccer badges.

Wow. The sky truly is the limit for this kid.

The Mean Things They're Saying About Our Hall of Fame Ballot

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…And if you watch the video upside-down, it looks exactly like the Deadspin comment section!

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Jerry Sandusky. Jerry Sandusky will think of the children.

"I'm not a bigot! I'm not bi-anything! That's fucking disgusting!"

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Since you've read the article, you may want to go back to the part where the Vikings didn't want Kluwe punting the ball over other people's heads.

I'm not denying anyone's rights! Ray Guy was left-footed, in fact.