Yeah, it isn't like teams ever refused to hire black players until they were forced to.

Fuck you.

I can still hit the ball 45 yards outside the numbers with good hangtime

The Packers—the Packers!—still have 7,500 seats remaining

Even though Philly sold all their tickets, three of four Eagles fans will definitely be blacked out.

"Here comes Paul. Look at Paul! Up and down it goes!"

"Here comes Paul. Look at Paul. Up and down he goes."

they look like those terrible mesh t-shirts you used to get for Christmas even though you specifically told your parents/grand parents you wanted a 'replica' jersey.

Man, I wonder which team official was behind The Wheel. Hopefully not Jason Kidd.

Stay gassy, Dom Costentino.

She has a great future in show biz!

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I'm not a coach, but it seems pretty stupid to put your offensive strategy right on your jersey.

"It's a long way to the top!"

Jimmy John's: For all your high, wasted needs.

"Around" isn't the only thing he's not fucking.

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