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Assistant: Great job, Mark. You killed it out there. You'll definitely be invited back to speak to the Top 50 high school basketball prospects next year.

You're the worst blog.

This wouldn't be the first negative response I've received.

The record books say that he broke the record by a yard, but that's only because they (reasonably) have to round up or down to the nearest yard. However, the truth is, he only beat Dempsey by half a foot.

I think this is the best World Cup draw possible.

No, Philadelphia has a long history of rivalry between its "Big 5" college basketball teams (Temple, Villanova, La Salle, St. Joe's and Penn), who've competed in a tournament called the City Championship for the past ~60 years. (Drexel is the 6th program). It's also rare to have so many D1 programs close enough to

Well, as long as Winston feels emotionally charged, then he's probably learned his lesson.

If Kinard can explain jokes we should see if he's available for a Deadspin Q&A.

Red Sox fans can call Ellsbury a traitor, but most of them aren't smart enough:

Just hoping he isn't credited with half a sack.

Get blackout drunk, run onto a major college football field right before the game, get arrested, tweet about it from jail, be sorry that you're not sorry, base your entire social networking life around your drinking, and look like the girl at the top of the page, and you've got a shot!

If they wanted a big, ugly pile of shit with an optimistic shelf-life immortalized for years to come they should have just voted for the damn chili.

1. Let's all guess what the most frequently-occurring ballot will be (e.g., four or five names, Maddux/Glavine, etc.)

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Where are you going with this? I'm not sure I follow.

This is actually the third team the viral video star has been on this year. He spent a few days on an unofficial visit a few months ago in Tampa Bay.

Pacman had a great run, there's no denying that. But he had to know it was only a matter of time before his ghosts caught up with him.

That now makes two things Sanchez and Stevie Wonder have in common: cornrows, and the inability to see what's directly in front of them.

Three consoles, 3 ways to finish a question! HALFLIFE3 CONFIRMED!