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Always highlight truthers.

Browns Owner: What's with these pre-draft shenanigans I'm hearing about Kevin? It's getting some people in the league pretty upset.

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To be fair, everyone in the world rushes to judgment, except for Pete Carroll, who passes to judgment, and is usually intercepted.

I'm just asking ... how can a collision with a 5'10" CB take down a 6'4" receiver who was drafted explicitly to take hits like that? And, how did the first responding teammates get there so quickly, almost before the play was completed? I mean, I'm not saying I know for sure ... but, if the world demonizes the…

9/11 Truthers Love Pete Carroll

If it makes you feel better, at least we found the worst commenter ever.

I have like 40 replies from people who are saying it is not good satire because it was not outlandish enough for them to immediately recognize it as not real. Those are the true heroes.

Hey guys, just so you know: This wasn't written by someone from The Onion, and I'm not reading it on theonion.com, therefore it is stupid and bad satire. Thanks.

People are not going to get this. Good luck.

I'll pass these along. Am VERY partial to "suggestive motionologist"

"seasoned clothing-optional gyration specialist." Nicely done Anna. I have a few ideas

You guys really don't know how to lay brackets out, do you?

Legends of the Stall

Kobe has played 220 playoff games, averaging 39.3 minutes/game. You can pretty much add three seasons onto what he's played.

quite rug. such slogan. v accept. wow.

But you're taking away the HUMAN ELEMENT of fans falling asleep in the stands.

At last, evidence that you should always bring Spears to a knife fight.