Does this mean we're getting a new Masked Man article? Please say "yes"

Just because a Light goes off doesn't mean it's a good idea.

At least he's letting them age more before sampling.

Well, I guess that's one way...

Boston media helicopters following a white Bronco: 1.

I don't really see what the big deal is. Most guys his size can't touch glass.

He's been using a lot of colored novelty pens from trade shows?

No way, man. No fuckin' way.

This week on The BS Report, Bill discusses his interpretation of fans' reactions to the New York Mets' late season collapses over the past 12 years.

I can't confirm it, but have been told by someone who's seen it: Lynn Hoppes's resume is literally titled "Lynn Hoppes, Asian-American Journalist."

This is John Clayton's best chance at getting laid in years.

Putting the R&B in rodeo.