Between Night 1 and what's going on right now, there have been very few sharp performances by the Women's Gymnastics hopefuls, especially compared to the Men, who were all pretty fantastic. If the US doesn't get to the podium this year, could that be it for the Karolyis? Shawn Johnson is lost, Nastia Lukin hasn't…

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"VAFFANURKEL"

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I think Bob Costas may try to make out with Ryan Lochte.

Really top-notch effort here, Jack. Thank you!

I actually think the Stargazer becomes absolutely necessary in the Refusal ending. Without that, the refusal seems pretty futile.

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Right... which is why I asked what would have happened if it was not the last out of the inning. Otherwise it's not at all a hypothetical situation.

Hypothetical: What if it wasn't the last out of the inning? Wise would need to produce the ball to return it to the field of play. Would DiMuro change his call when this did not occur? Would he, in turn, throw Wise out for deceiving him? Or would they just laugh it off, call it foul, and trade ass-slaps to show that…

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Just wanted to point out that the return address on the envelope is the Helium Comedy Club in Philadelphia. Also, that Jonathan Bollinger probably lives in the crawlspace of the Helium Comedy Club in Philadelphia.

The rest of my comment got cut off, but it wasn't really important. I agree with you, that returning to the rest of the squad would have been good, even if just to die with them.

But the galaxy does get that bittersweet victory. The Reapers are defeated in the next cycle, so says the Stargazer. I'd even argue that it is on Shepard's terms, because

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I watch a lot of cable news for work, so this joke does it for me. +1

There's no denying reaction video is compelling

I was having this problem too, but have yet to experience it in the Kinj-era.

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