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+1, great start.

Ha! +1

He defended Penn State’s famous ped,

1,000% agreed.

"...and as long as I can remember Steve Smith has been one of my favorites."

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Ha!

Just be ready to bitch about whatever they replace it with.

"The word was whatever he did and said probably there was a good chance he was drinking at the ballpark and he don't remember what he said or what he did. OK."

"he wrote like an old fart. Got to stay young."

I liked this +1

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I really hope the third one's in 3D. +1

+1 Fantastic.

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How about ... she's "athletic"?

...our constant hurtling toward an Orwellian future where the robot umpires will be able to monitor players' brain waves.