We know that A.J. loves this girl, because he was willing to shave in order to take that picture he autographed and gave her for Christmas last year.

Wait a second, this article has nothing to do with Rick Santorum. Misleading headline.

Nah, nevermind.

Daulton was shitting all over the place.

Rick DiPietro might break a femur, probably

Belinda Carlisle Is Tired Of People Asking If She Has The Beat

O HE AIN'T CRESTY

Quantum of Aweless

Ugh, awesome.

Greg Manusky has to hit the bricks

Do you expect Rob Ryan to be back?

His overall total was a bit lower than we imagined

Those two charities may have been more willing to absorb the Second Mile's programs if they hadn't been asked to do so by suppository.

"Don't worry, Rick. You'll bounce back!"

No, this, in a nutshell, is A.J. Daulerio.

William Henry Harrison is Ryan Leaf

+1

1775 called. It wants its spat between a Red and a Blue Jacket back.

Broadcaster MVP of the day award goes to Shep Smith for this madness today.

This article makes you look like a real asshole, Dom. They don't even carry Hello Kitty at Wet Seal.