Whackadoodle Proclamation

whackadoodle proclamation

Clark lost 30 pounds and nearly died

I begrudgingly (because I also watched it) agree. Though, I think you're off on your edit. I don't think implying someone would hide being gay is homophobic — Hump's insistence was completely self-serving, he just didn't want to be wrong. You could substitute "gay" for "republican" or "a little Mexican" and the…

Conversely, Major Left wants to do away with all prayer in public football stadiums.

- Mark Emmert Reacts To Joe Nocera's Five Elements To Fix College Sports

A "limp schedule" was also what Clint Eastwood called the days he had to shoot love scenes for The Bridges of Madison County.

And in "Gifts for People Who Like Reading", a Chad Henne jersey that you can pick up pretty cheap at TJ Maxx.

Todd Haley is jealous. He'd much rather have Tebow's Revelations than the Exodus he got stuck with.

I read through Jaffe's rundown, it is fantastically thorough. Butt, even though Haudricourt and Rosenthal say they've talked to someone close to the Braun camp who says there is a substance involved, could it be that there is actually no substance involved at all, and this is actually a case of a false positive?

"He runs the ball well, and that's high praise."

Locker-room Peekaboo is Nancy Kerrigan's least favorite game.

+2 fingers down my throat

"I'm glad to see you're eating healthy....no one likes a bug with a big thorax....love you."

Huzzah.

Bringing it DUAN

Yakov Smirnoff just crossed out the "In Soviet Russia, TV laughs at you!" joke from his set list.

And the knuckle on that shot? Tim Wakefield just came.

Tim Tebow's go-to icebreaker at social events? Baptism.