In other news, Al Pringle has just recently stopped his tradition of declaring Second Mile Board Meetings "In the can!" once finished.

A buddy of mine compared it to our defense of John Chaney during "Goongate" at Temple University. The comparison isn't even close, but I thought the same thing as you - "Jesus Christ, was I a moron or what?" Luckily, not this much of a moron.

Here's his statement: [t.co]

The sheer magnitude of this set gives me an appreciation for ROtJ that I don't think I've ever had before. It's oddly inspiring to see something so steeped in fantasy in life-size. I'm glad that sometimes scale models and computer graphics just aren't enough.

What if we put him on a card with a Crown Royale logo?

"All relief requested in this case and not expressly granted is DENIED"

Mark Block read this entry, and he thinks Nate Jackson is one cigarette away from writing the next Herman Cain web ad.

Jimmy Traina's tiny Trinitron gets marginally bigger when Derek Jeter appears on it.

I was just about to go back and find the link to that story, but clearly this will suffice.

LLWS Duan

Wanted: Bronx-Area Roommate for Big Pun Who's Not A Player But Does Crush A Lot

I could have sworn it said Apotle. And then I wanted a burrito.

"107 girls, huh? That's cute. I had 20,000 on my blackberries."

Found a pic.

I can't imagine Drew likes having the Drunken Hookup Failure upstaged before it even gets posted.

But there are some who take it upon themselves to be the arbiters of some mythical matrix of baseball history.

Lopez really just wanted Solo on the show in hopes that all this sudden national attention had given her a head bigger than his.

Tomorrow on Deadspin, a roundtable discussion on the merits of both arguments with our guests former QB Kordell Stewart, former wide receiver Kordell Stewart, former running back Kordell Stewart, and former punter Kordell Stewart.

Tim McCarver said the word "Back" 78 times in his analysis of this plank.

Gone now, but it does include "In her free time, Rapinoe enjoys walks on the beach and daggering the nation of Brazil."