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DrunkExpatWriter demands a recount.

Stupid Cockroach.

...I've picked up the ball and gripped it like in the photos I've seen on Google Images.

Ted Kennedy and his "wife" did not fare as well in their training for the '69 WCWC.

-also the Republican rally cry during the Clinton Impeachment proceedings.

Eh, nevermind.

My hand's fine. Ask the wall."

I thought this was going to be the only picture of a lion and a douchebag over the weekend.

As far as tennis and getting rid of your parents is concerned, Erik Menendez is extremely unimpressed.

The only Jones whose sex life I want to read about on a sports blog is Cockeye, thank you very much.

He has to work for his star like everyone else, right?

After the match, Hamill quit MMA for good and returned to his rightful place next to the pepper steak.

Freshman baseball in high school, down 13-7 in the last half inning. Our team comes back to win the game without getting a hit in the inning, all errors and walks. Highlights included a dribbler through the shortstop's legs that scored two runs; our right fielder, who wasn't a great hitter, being told to take…

And, rightfully so, as I didn't realize at that Robert Lopez is partly responsible for both.

I compare it to Avenue Q, which didn't pull any punches with its language or content. That had a really great run, and still runs off-Broadway, I think. Though, The Book of Mormon is much dirtier in the absolute best ways possible.

I went and got lucky with the pre-show raffle (front row or partially obstructed view tix for $32 if they pick your name). Ended up sitting front row center.

Well, if you can't stomach gays during gym, at least you can respect women during lunch.

I live in one of the most welcoming towns for homosexuals in the nation