I'd imagine the way you and your buds are sizing him up in the shower, he probably thinks you're all gay, too.

People who don't mix Slurpee flavors give me the creeps.

Joe DiMaggio Disregards Distractions, Dunks.

@TangoEchoXray: You should expect a fiery Frank DeFord complaining to Nick Denton about his difficulties finding Fleshbot's "Top Ten" posts.

This is akin to drinking every time a player takes a pitch during the Home Run Derby.

@UweBollocks:

As a proud Temple Alum who saw only 4 wins in 4 years at the TU (including just two at home), I'm going to use this time to play the blind apologist and say this is all Penn State's fault. The continued failures of this program, even with a semi-competent coach and the "best" recruiting class in the "MAC"…

Mike Mayock's Lisp is in rare form tonight. Also, Mike Mayock's Lisp is a pretty good handle.

@Achiever: I hope that cart has enough juice to get across the parking lot to Five Guys during the I-Team's lunch hour.

See what I did there?

@tonilost: It was essentially a history course. The first 2/3rds of the class was all the history of documented UFO sightings, government response and investigation, Project Blue Book, the creation of MUFON, that kind of stuff, so there were tests based on that information. The last third of the class was all his…

I'm one of the lucky ones who was able to take Prof. Jacobs' class at Temple University. It was by far the best class I took in any school and I remember almost every detail because it was so fascinating and engrossing.

This is the third time I've read this article, third time I've loved it, but the first time I've read its last word with complete satisfaction.

@1Mystic-G: Guess again!

@Artie Fufkin: These shoes suck.

@MopUpReliever: Let's not even get into the fact that another storm is teabagging Louisiana.

@Ian Logsdon: If (and when) the Hobo Revolution does return, expect the US government to reanimate the frozen body of Walker Evans, photographer by day, hobo hunter by night.

There ya go, Tekken 5... Pink'd.

Driving 125mph : Ligue 1 :: Breakneck Road : Colonial Conference