@Lincecum In Her Pujols: You know what, you're absolutely right! Chris Volstad was completely justified when he waited until Nyjer's third plate appearance and an 11-run lead to retaliate for what Morgan had done the night before.
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@Lincecum In Her Pujols: Bullshit. It was the 4th inning when he stole those bases; if the Florida Marlins really think that any lead they have (even 11 runs) is safe for 6 innings, then they're the crazy ones. Chris Volstad + Rookie (at 28yrs old) Catcher with minor league CS% of 25% = Run allllll day.
Remember when Nyjer Morgan was traded to the Pirates because Lastings Milledge was the crazy one? Good times.
@Justin Brown: I think it works in much the same way dying in a dream does. You die, you wake up. You go to sleep, you fall into another dream.
@alftime: Which I'm guessing is somewhere near the base of his penis.
...she had already choked down three heaters.
@UpstateUnderdog: Or at least have him contact the Cyber Police. Then the consequences would never be the same.
@ArleenCabango: Okay, but I wasn't necessarily wrong in my answer, the solution to his problem was actually right. But I do humbly stand corrected on the details (Miles and the "it worked) of that answer. Thanks.
@bakana: ...Adventures of Pluto Nash? I'm not a good rhymer.
@GoesTo11: Sure, I wasn't even born yet when RotJ came out, and so I can't really fathom the cultural impact that the movies and their characters had on the fans... but do people really "check out" of a movie if someone significant dies in the middle of it? I doubt they would have killed him without any…
@JoshUng: I actually think you're confusing what Juliet said and who she said it too. While she did say "it worked", she said it to Sawyer as she died, and it was the same thing she said to him in the Sideways universe when she figured out how to get the soda out of the machine for Sawyer, the moment they both became…
@Matt Sussman: Then you sir, you get the win.
@Matt Sussman: Is it just me, or did this article not at all say or even insinuate that the picture was of Max Scherzer?
First person with a picture of a Bill Murray "Tune Squad" jersey wins all of my love.
@Fungi from Berkeley: @Fungi from Berkeley: Just briefly when he's dressed as a cop and "kills" Gordon. But if you're thinking what I think you're thinking, I'm thinking you'd have to be crazy to think you could pull it off. Thinking thinker think.
@Sheed's Bald Spot: We'll do our best... I wouldn't want you to leave empty-handed.
WOW. From waaaaay out.
@bevraj of choice: I believe he's actually being used as the metaphorical "slash" in this pictorial "Thrill of Victory/Agony of Defeat" representation.
"come on, you can do better than this!"
The Prestige just arrived in the mail from Netflix yesterday. FUCKING RUINED.