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@willdamien: This is a very thoughtful review of the call, but I'm sorry that I can't believe it. This picture is deceptive, because it comes from a view almost 180 degrees away from the actual perspective of the referee. He would have had a much better look at the same Slovenian player's arm wrapped around the neck

@G1bblets: Nah... that's just a transport truck.

The real faux pas in this picture is that cheap jersey his dad bought him.

The best series of passings since Hopper to Coleman to McClanahan.

@Brando: Of course they do. They don't bother learning the winner's name, either.

Conversely, "The Stirring Tones of My Morning Jack-It" is the name of Cockeye Jones' blog.

When has your favorite club ever done anything for you out of the goodness of it heart?

@UkraineNotWeak: That's nothing, I've heard that Suessical was based on Tottenham Hotspur.

Micah Owings is a dream... a pitcher who can hit the longball? *swoon*

Just a note: I'm guessing the paragraph where we meet Hellwig is supposed to say Mr. Georgia 1984 and 1985 Junior USA (instead of '94 and '95). Thanks! Great read, as always!

"What do you have planned for our Shrek-themed threeway?"

Found him.

Cockeye Jones knows a little something about Zamboners.

CBS's online coverage of the Masters will contain a "Boss Button" that brings up an email to all of your mistresses asking them to take you off their buddy lists.

Excepting apologies is one thing, but taking acception in the name of Bill Plaschke is indefensible.

@EGBTMagus: It was clearly a retaliation that wasn't thought out. Not unlike the oversight Activision made with Harmonix. The only difference is that Guitar Hero still made money.