The Cubs went 5-3 in those 8 games, a winning percentage higher than they achieved over the length of the season. They may have won another game or two with Bryant. They may not have. The argument that they may have cost themselves home field in this WC game is purely hypothetical. And, in any case, the Cubs were only…

No one gives a shit.

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A vegan, an atheist, a Crossfitter, and someone who lives in Austin walk into a bar...

Sounds like Peterson wants a switch.

My most grim moment was buying a month’s supply of Milk and Honey Original Cafe Mix.

Seriously, Deadspin, before all the snark pours in, for stories like this you should be noting the suicide prevention hotline number and other relevant resources.

Well, I’m glad I didn’t take that guy in my survival pool this week.

I guess you don’t really “buy” bail, but I certainly paid for it.

Sorry, but a black guy getting bad reception in the Boston area doesn't qualify as shocking news

“If the ref didn’t want to be assaulted, he shouldn’t have been in that situation. Or dressed that way.”

Sharp came under suspicion a month ago when he began telling people he “went to Jared.”

Thanks for this, blog Tom

Don't think you can embed Vines on Kinja, but this is the height of the medium

Fettysburg Address

Walter Palmer of Bloomington, Illinois is gonna be real pissed at you bro.

I’m glad I ruined your day with that comment.

We all know Wesley Willis could beat them both up anyway.