The lowest point of his life was in January 2008.

Sex might be the only thing he does anymore that’s below par.

Isn’t he? He said a shitty, unprofessional thing and got criticized for it. I don’t see how the reaction is somehow disproportionate or fake.

Also this set picture is pretty definitive proof:

Would that be the one that said “Giants 6, Cardinals 3”?

Scoreboard

That wasn’t as much a theory as it was a list of faceless men observations. Here’s a theory - faceless men work for the Night King, aka the God of Death. Every time they kill someone the Night King gets to bring someone back to life, which is why the Arya must atone for “stealing” a life by being blinded: she stole a…

You really, really, really need to stop and think about the first sentence. Wow.

I live in a coastal area of Los Angeles. I’m from here. I lived in San Diego for a while. Let’s make a deal - you don’t tell me when it is appropriate to wear sandals and I won’t make fun of you when you wear floral printed boardshorts over boxers to the beach.

“It’s like a... just like a [burp] fucking boar in a Chinese shop, you know what I mean?”

Man, Crossfit is the worst.

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This weird anti-Wrigley obsession Deadspin has is getting creepy.

Hopefully they found out who his favorite daytime bartender is.

"I trusted you."

Dolphinately

My favorite is still Rich Dicks. For sharks.

Whenever my wife or I need to express that something will take between 30-60 minutes, it's always "one half hour, two half hour" thanks to the generic European guy.