Exhibit A:

False.

Pete Carroll's calls have been getting intercepted for a while now.

John Madden.

HOW DO IT WALK

Looks just like Milo in THE MASK after he puts the mask on

4 For 30: The Ryan Leaf Story

They're still using Chicago municipal tap water to mix dough instead of drilling their own artesian well below the store and getting it straight from the earth.

Batman is the worst superhero of them all. He's like David Koch with a violence fetish.

They should suspend him without pay.

Marshall's jacket courtesy of the "Kitchen Backsplash" collection from Nordstrom.

Better on your torso than inside it, I guess.

1. Pineapple (9.423) - This is like saying "porcupine" is the best animal

Well don't shove it back there so far. It's not a competition. Most of the time, at least.

Sorry, but how can a Nectarine be 20th, so far away from it's unshaven twin-sister the Peach at #3?