This. Pretty sloppy of Deadspin to use Rings and Baers accounts as sources yet leave out, oh you know, the actual reporters who cover the Cubs and refuted it. But we live in a world where any allegation is factual and harmful. 

Reason #4: he spells Charlie wrong

Buttstool

While the Bulls have a richer recent history (does losing the Eastern Conference finals a bunch count?), give us another 10 years and we’ll be there with you at the bottom.

Maybe not experienced by many, but heated steering wheel warmth is a favorite of mine.

For head coach Sean McDermott, Nathan Peterman may be the straw that broke the folding table.

Mostly because Vic Fangio is going with his tried and true “rush four” against the inept backup instead of blitzing constantly.

Burneko: Ben Simmons Is Going To Need To Shoot At Some Point

I liked the 1:14 mark where the most obvious, wide-open through ball presents itself and he doesn’t pass.

Involved in the move were Liverpool’s league-best full back tandem

More than anything, I think I'll always remember how bad he is at running. 

It was his time to head out. If he didn’t do it now, he knew he would be sent off and be the butt of the joke.

warped sort of ice-bucket challenge

Not be pedantic, but actually it’s “You’re hitting your stride lately.” You can test this by replacing “you’re” with “you are”.

Although this take is scathing, I think my biggest takeaway is how much better the Warriors are than any other team in the NBA. It’s not all that fair, mostly because they have Durant.

Apparently Comedy Central needs to re-brand their Celebrity Roast as Celebrity Bullying.

Dong-Smashing Superhero is also Stephanie Clifford’s alter-alter-ego

Go ahead and try a tequila (100% agave only) and Squirt then thank me later.

Ah. New soccer fan here. The more you know.

Are we talking about an end of year award where 99% of teams have 5 or fewer matches left?