You’ll cancel season tickets because of a net, and you’re talking about over-reactions?

I’d be happy if Russell never played for the Cubs again, and the way Ring was attacked by asshole fans is repulsive, but how in the WORLD does this prove the story was accurate? The Baer report is an atrocity, and adds nothing to what Ring reported already.

Can we come up with a codename for them so you can write about them and we can talk about them without bumping their search engine ratings? How about "Feces Chuggers Anonymous"?

CREAM OF MUSHROOM SOUP????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if we still had an EPA that would be declared a Superfund site

But I thought we had the best negotiator.

Trump’s dark money forest products dudes really want it bad (Georgia Pacific (a Koch Industries Company), et al)

This becomes much easier to understand when you read “forest management” as “unrestricted logging and mining.” Some red-district Republican from California like Devin Nunes is feeding him these talking points.

Facebook Portal. For people look at a cheap Android tablet and think “Like that, but less portable and with privacy invasion.”

He does pass, about a second too late and to the wrong person. But I also like that the only reason he had the ball there was a blatant two handed shove.

In Bill Simmons favor-

Roseanne is a national treasure and should be excused her repeated momentary lapses and comedy racism. Her political views are impeccable.

It is so easy, SO EASY (!!!) to get fucked up on (ambien, cocaine[though weed and beer substitute quite well] etc.) and then not tweet anything at all. It works 100% of the time.

It’s called a story, and she wasn’t a major part in the first movie. Find something else to be offended about, you seem good at it.

Get the fuck outta here with this shit.

Hey fucktard, the key is that “ ...Donald Trump has elevated Ajit Pai to chairman of the Federal Communications Commission,” enabling Pai to be in a role where he can do real policy damage by being the ass that he is.

not today, satan

Dong-Smashing Superhero is also Stephanie Clifford’s alter-alter-ego

Peanut butter and flatulence

My family was in Germany during the war and their strategy of keeping their heads down and hoping it would pass didn’t work. By 1945 most of the homes and the family business had been bombed into the ground and most of the men had died or disappeared in Russia.