You’ll cancel season tickets because of a net, and you’re talking about over-reactions?

I’d be happy if Russell never played for the Cubs again, and the way Ring was attacked by asshole fans is repulsive, but how in the WORLD does this prove the story was accurate? The Baer report is an atrocity, and adds nothing to what Ring reported already.

Can we come up with a codename for them so you can write about them and we can talk about them without bumping their search engine ratings? How about "Feces Chuggers Anonymous"?

CREAM OF MUSHROOM SOUP????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if we still had an EPA that would be declared a Superfund site

He does pass, about a second too late and to the wrong person. But I also like that the only reason he had the ball there was a blatant two handed shove.

In Bill Simmons favor-

not today, satan

Dong-Smashing Superhero is also Stephanie Clifford’s alter-alter-ego

Peanut butter and flatulence

My family was in Germany during the war and their strategy of keeping their heads down and hoping it would pass didn’t work. By 1945 most of the homes and the family business had been bombed into the ground and most of the men had died or disappeared in Russia.

Even Dana Loesch wouldn’t defend that shooting.

Look At This Goddamn Photo Of LeBron James

Are we sure she actually petted the dog and wasn’t just examining its suitability as a future coat?

I clicked on the Boston Globe link and those text messages mostly just seem flirty to me? And it doesn’t seem to be one-sided flirtiness from a guy pursuing someone who was clearly uninterested, she sent a lot of positive messages too and they went on dates together it looks like.

I’m usually sympathetic to…

Spoiler Alert: The show sucks donkey dick nowadays.

Oh, it’s just Carl. Whew. That guy sucks. I thought for a second that Coral died because you posted a picture of him.

RIP Geno

“More Ostarine please!”