102. Getting hit by a bus

Kyrie Iriving’s laughter could be heard echoing off the great ice walls at the edge of all things.

I see what you did there.

Truly eye-popping figure.

I don’t understand the question.

Britt McHenry made me side with a tow trucking company. I hate her for that.

You sure as hell shouldn’t count on the guy with the gun to help you

Only the gorillas have thumbs - your best defense is a door. I’ll be sitting on my couch watching The Gorilla Channel with the gorillas.

Also looks like the spirit of Dejan Lovren temporarily departs his body to inhabit that of all those defenders.

City’s success rests on the shoulders of Kevin De Bruyne. If he’s out for a substantial amount of time, then City will fall.

Thin crust - Aurelio’s

When I die, I want to be buried in a casket made out of Jet’s 8 corner pizzas.

I wonder what Alabamans would be more offended by - That you implied their state is rife with racism. Or that you claim that New Jersey could compete with their level of racism.

According to the right, nobody talks about this kind of violence.

He took the door off the spice cabinet in his kitchen to maximize brand visibility for McCormick.

Unfortunately, that strategy doesn’t always work:

Bledsoe may hate it there, but at least it’s a dry hate.

Vice president of basketball operations John Paxson described a situation where both players were at fault, and said that Mirotic would miss four to six weeks

Of course, Kyrie thought he was speaking to a reporter from the Boston Rectangle.

Mooches, ranked - AMENDED