I particularly like that they all think Samer is a Cubs fan.

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If you’re looking for a good looking wallet with the features of the above, Mitchell Leather out of Milwaukee. I’ve…

But his club in Palm Beach has lots of minorities. So many minorities. The best minorities.

If the lionfish had guns, they couldn’t prevented this massacre.

Thanks Dora! I conveniently have all these players and this answers all my questions. Looking forward to next week!

You’ve got a good point. I've got a similar dilemma. I drafted Dennis Quaid but he hurt his back a couple weeks ago. I picked up Jamie Foxx off waivers. Do you think I should start him?

Ya right. You’d jump in one of the lakes/ponds thinking they can’t swim you racist prick.

I don’t think it’s his body that can’t handle NFL life. It’s just that he doesn’t drink nanobubbles. You see Suh step on Russell Wilson’s ankle? Anyone else and their foot would have permanently been pointing 90 degrees the wrong way.

Or celebrating his own personal achievement and acting like they were going to lap their opponent when it was 17-7 he is black so I don’t like him.

Suspended 2 games without pay.

I’m in a two QB, full point PPR, daily fantasy league. What is the strongest Pokemon? Thx.

Should I start Aaron Hernandez? I didn’t see his name on here. :(

Meanwhile Baylor WR Ishmael Zamora beat his dog with a belt in a desperate attempt to show his professor that his dog really DID eat his homework .

The answer to depressed offense is retraining your umpires. They are still giving pitchers room off the corners and calling low strikes. Redefine the strike zone where strikes are more hittable and BOOM problem solved.

Well, the robbers were dressed like police. There is a chance they were actually police.

Chili > Gumbo

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Do you drive to work? If so, I started to use the disposable floss picks on my commute a couple years ago. I now floss a couple times a week and never flossed before.