Are we sure this wasn’t Patrick Kane?

I thought this was a Greg Jennings highlight until I saw Darren Sharper rape the cheerleader. I can’t believe Madden 12 only gave Sharper a fine for that. The realism of these games is getting out of control.

I’m not your buddy, chief!

Butterfly Effect: The Knicks undo every move they’ve made since 2010.

I’m curious to see what his nano-bubbles will do to his performance. Go longer? Go in 30 seconds? Can’t get it up at all? Get on it, Drew.

Are we going to get a good dog or bear post this afternoon?

Counterpoint - Miller Lite + an ounce of orange juice. You might call it a bromosa.

I feel like Katie Baker could get a pretty strong hockey blog on Deadspin if she were to return. I swear every hockey related post swoons over the days of Katie Bakes.

What do you think about ketchup on a bratwurst? (aka - should that person have their eating privileges stripped)

When are you going to put Chris Kluwe back in the greys?

Burneko - are you ever going to do Foodspin again?

A steaming Matheny

No.

If your dog is showing signs of poisoning already, like foaming at the mouth, shaking, or bloody vomit or diarrhea, you’ll want to get her to a vet as soon as possible.

He brings his mit to baseball games. C’mon guys, don’t rag on him. He’s got enough problems.

Is the whole “don’t touch a baby animal because the mother will smell your scent and abandon the baby” a myth?

Do you actually remind people of this annually?

Love soft serve. Not in agreement about sprinkles. Sprinkles might be the one of the worst traditional ice cream toppings. Crunch coat is pretty good. But soft serve dipped in chocolate is spectacular.

What would you be doing if you weren’t doing it? Probably doing something else while not doing something else.